Long live Tom Kafafian
Unfortunately, my latest Tom Kafafian post hasn't made it to the number 1 spot. In fact, it has dropped away from the first page of results.
Good news, though: Brian/monstro has #2 and #3 on the list!
Good news, though: Brian/monstro has #2 and #3 on the list!
posted by Jason @ 10:30 PM
4 Comments:
At November 28, 2004 11:00 PM,
Avram Hooknoobie, Grand Muck of All That is Writ said…
I tire of Tom. Beguile us with more wonderful oddities that loom unknown out there on the ether. How am I going to fatten up Avi if he can't believe two impossible things before breakfast?
At December 3, 2004 6:33 AM,
Monstro said…
Yeah, I agree. Tom Kaffafian sucks. Talk about Andy Dick. Talk funny man!!!
At December 17, 2004 12:31 AM,
Avram Hooknoobie, Grand Muck of All That is Writ said…
So I'm thinking to myself, what should I make for dinner? And here the answer was all this time. Red meat does horrible things to your colon -- plus there's all that mad cow thing going on. Them old dietary Kosher laws make a lot of sense when you think about pig farms these days -- not to mention what we dump in the ocean. Not to mention turkey and chicken farms with all the injections and horrific gene manipulation going on. My Grandfather Hooknoobie was a professional butcher, and he says what they pass off as a chicken these days is just pathetic. They don't even taste good anymore. That's why even alligator tastes like chicken -- too many chemicals and plastics. Even Emu or Ostrich meat comes off as flavorless and processed. But Tom Kaffafaffian -- thems good eatin! Grill em on the ass for a couple minutes per side. Fresh Garlic and pepper to taste, and serve his no longer interesting personage up hot.
Are you gettin my point here Jason ol boy? Post something and prove to the world you still have a heartbeat. At least Monstro is pissing off the guvmint and firing off shots at lamo wannabes who post hidden replys to antique posts.
Hell, I'd think anyone stuck out in your isolated mountain boonies would love to say something about duvet covers. Hell, if you respond soon I'll even ask you to sample a case of Amontillado I got for a suspiciously low price. Could be a little off. I'm not sure. Jingle your bells so we know you're still holed up behind that stack of servers.
At December 29, 2004 8:06 AM,
Mrs. Brian Johnson said…
Jason, are you stuck in the top one of those second-generation Sequoias? Come down and type at us. We miss you!
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